| May. 22nd, 2006 @ 01:05 pm Just for a good laugh ... |
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Current Mood:  amused
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a f-ckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the f-ckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet p-ssy always makes a c-ck happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. |
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